n this special "takeover" episode of the Altered Judgement podcast, the usual host Joe is replaced by Charlotte for a lighthearted and chaotic session dubbed Altered Toddler. Fueled by organic fruit punch juice boxes, Charlotte and her dad dive into a wide range of toddler-approved topics, including reviews of the latest animated movies, favorite foods, and a very strong stance on Philadelphia sports. The episode features plenty of "bathroom humor," experiments with vocal effects (from chipmunk to "bear" voices), and a recap of a busy weekend visiting local bakeries and grocery shopping. It’s a fun, unscripted look at a podcast studio through the eyes of a four-year-old.
The episode kicks off with a game called "That Could Be a Strip Club," where the hosts brainstorm how innocent business names like "Crumbl Cookie" or "Happy Zone" could double as adult entertainment venues. The conversation then shifts to a live attempt to "Split the G" with a glass of Guinness, leading into a trip down memory lane about AOL chat rooms and the "ASL" (Age/Sex/Location) era. This naturally transitions into a discussion about the absurdity and dark comedy of Chris Hansen's sting operations, recalling the most ridiculous excuses and moments from the show.
They say Malort is the drink that helps you "un-friend" people. In this segment, Alex, Joe, and Pat take the ultimate Chicago plunge. We sat down as distinguished gentlemen and left as broken men, questioning every life choice that led us to that bottle. If you’ve ever wondered what "gasoline filtered through a dirty gym sock" tastes like, we have the colorful analogies and NSFW language to describe it for you.
This video is a segment from the Altered Judgement podcast titled "Van Lieus Brews," where hosts Joe, Pat, and Alex review three different beers from Van Lieus Brewing Company, located in Perkasie, Pennsylvania Beers Sampled: Lieus Light ABV: 4.2% Style: Standard Light Beer Profile: Described as "beer-flavored beer," it is noted for being crisp, refreshing, and perfect for hot summer months. Burial Ground ABV: 7.0% Style: American-style IPA Hops: Centennial, Amarillo, and Simcoe Profile: The hosts describe this as a well-balanced IPA with a "Christmasy" or "wintery" scent and taste, avoiding the overly "skunky" or bitter profile some IPAs have. Tiger Tears ABV: 7.5% Style: West Coast-style IPA Collaboration: A joint effort between Van Lieus, Warwick Farm, and Tröegs Independent Brewing. Profile: Noted for its citrusy and tropical fruit-forward profile, with distinct notes of grapefruit. We here at Altered Judgment Highly recommend a visit to the brewery on Walnut Street in Perkasie to taste these and all the other amazing beers Van Lieus has to offer! Check them out at https://www.vanlieusbrewing.com
