Part one of the Altered Judgement Holiday Special. We handle some housekeeping and announce our contest winners! Joe makes an apology to a special listener. We let you know what's to come on this epic holiday endeavor. Thanksgiving traditions, and an extremely sus injectable butter are talked about. We address the struggles our beloved Philadelphia Eagles are having. Black Friday just isn't the same anymore and Pat has a strange Black Friday encounter. Part 1 wraps up with a festive feast where we try to debunk some holiday foods that may just be getting an unwarranted bad wrap.